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BPD Diaries: Contain Thy Inner Asshole
Listen, you can only be an asshole for so long before you realize how shitty you really are. So, recently, the spidertail horned vipers...
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Jan 14, 20254 min read


BPD Diaries: The Support Is Real...ly Appreciated
You guys have no idea how much a 30-minute check-up call helps. Let's talk about ants for a second. In fact, let's talk about leaf-cutter...
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Jan 12, 20253 min read


BPD Diaries: Just a Normal Day
I'll be honest; I'm just writing this one to keep a promise to myself. I said multiple times a week, so I'm sticking with it. Deep breath...
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Jan 9, 20253 min read


BPD Diaries: Anxiety. That's it. That's the blog.
We all get it; it got worse after the pandemic. Here we are, though, still getting it. Why? Because we suck. No, I'm kidding, but we are...
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Jan 7, 20253 min read
BPD Diaries: Work & Lackthere Of
There's a reason every college requires you to take a course on work-life balance and time management. Respect yourself & set yourself up...
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Jan 5, 20253 min read


BPD Diaries: Petulant
The four horsemen of BPD: Impulsive, Discouraged, self-destructive, & Petulant. Right back at it again, hoping to get the same relief I...
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Jan 2, 20253 min read


BPD Diaries: My Shiny BPD & Me
(If you got the Chip Skylark reference, I think we can be friends.) Spooky right? Gooooood. Well, here we are. I'm thirty years old and...
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Jan 1, 20254 min read


"We aim to push the boundaries of fear and immerse our guests in a truly unforgettable horror experience,” - Allen Hopps, Owner/Director of Dark Hour Haunted House
If you're wondering "who the flip is Allen Hopps?", it's time to get educated fool! Allen and Shannon Hopps are the head hanchos behind...
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Oct 6, 20243 min read


4/20 Gnarstock Wailfest
What a killer show that was. This one was lined up with some major talent, all of whom were a lot heavier than us. It's a bit...
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Apr 23, 20241 min read
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